STRING
By F.J. Wilson
There
once was a young man so thin and so skinny the people in his village called him
“String”. Now String hated being
ridiculed and he hated being too thin and ‘scrawny’ as his brothers called him. His body or lack there-of had ruined his life
and kept him miserable.
The
young men liked him as he was no threat to their courtships with the ladies. The young ladies loved him for his good nature
and caring ways. He was the best young
man they knew and the kindest; always caring and supportive of his friends but
he would never entertain the idea of a romance as he felt they were appalled by
his long legged, boney armed and sunken chested body. Many had tried to cook for him and bake him
sweet cakes and goodies in the hopes of helping him out of his self hatred,
but… much to their chagrin he didn’t like food, he didn’t like to eat and he
had no intentions of filling himself full of the ‘nasty’ tasting dishes they
offered. His mother, if asked could have
told them she had tried for years. Her
larder was full of delicious treats just waiting for him to try, but he was
only fond of a stringy beef jerky made by a local man in the butcher’s shop in
the village. He ate the jerky and
nothing else. He ate a piece for
breakfast, a small piece before tea, a piece at lunch with a mug of clear well
water and another piece at supper. His
teeth had miraculously escaped being harmed by the horribly tough dried meat
and he actually had a rather nice smile.
His breath however was a different story all-together and most people avoided
speaking face to face with the evil smelling words flowing from his foul mouth. Usually a person would hold a shirt sleeve
over their nose during the conversation under the pretense of wiping a nose or
sweaty brow. Over the years String began
to see people as strangely removed and stand-offish when he came near, hiding
behind shirt sleeves and handkerchiefs, and some even crossing to the opposite
side of the street when they saw him approaching; he assumed it was due to his being
so thin and ‘scrawny’.
Life
goes on in a village of living, working, laughing people and in time there came
to this happy hamlet a beautiful young lady named Esther. She was so full of life she captured the
collective heart of the community. All, but
one young man fell in love with her and wanted to stay near just to hear her
tinkling laughter and sweet remarks. But
the skinny one, the miserable, jerky-eating, would-be suitor didn’t love her,
he adored her, he worshiped her as his very own goddess and for the first time
in his life he knew he had to find a way to change himself and be worthy of
courting her. He asked his brothers what
to do and he asked his mother, but they only reiterated what they’d said for
years, “Eat something.” Finally he went
to the village doctor and asked for help in overcoming his malady.
After
a thorough exam and a million questions the doctor gave his diagnoses.
“You
must go to the blacksmith and ask for his magic. I can do nothing for you. You need magic.”
“The
blacksmith? Magic? But he is a large
sweaty lout with dirty clothes and matted hair.
His very appearance defies any sign of magic.”
“You
must look again, String. This man is the
perfect specimen of manhood with his wavy black hair, blue eyes and well
developed muscles up and down his body.
Come with me. It’s starting to
rain.” String followed the doctor out of
the apothecary and across the square.
They walked up the steps to the town gazebo/band-stand and sat in the
shadow of a large oak tree. The thunder
boomed and the rain fell in buckets and soon the blacksmith came out of his
barn without the big leather apron and worshiped the rain. He threw his arms in the air and enjoyed the
cool shower. Soon his clothes were wet
and plastered to his muscular chest, down his strong arms and his mighty
legs. He walked around the square
enjoying his shower, running his fingers through his thick hair and washing his
face in the cool rain. He was indeed,
the perfect man and very handsome without the dirt and sweat the rain washed
away. String would give anything to look
like the ‘smithy’. This handsome man
could easily have magic in his soul.
String felt guilty for judging the smithy’s dirty appearance; a dirty
appearance gotten from hard work and dedication to his craft. He wanted to look like smithy and he wanted
to have a job as important as smithy. He
would do whatever it took.
“What
do I have to do?” He asked the doctor.
“Go
to him. His magic will help you if you
do what he says. Many have asked for
help but few have followed his wise advice.
String, you must do what he says and never question.” String promised the doctor two fat hens for
his advice and walked back across the square to the blacksmith’s barn. String had never felt such passion, his life
was about to change for the better and he was ready, able… and more importantly,
willing.
“I’m
told you know magic.” He asked the big smithy
standing over the very hot horse shoe pounding it into shape with his hammer.
“Yep.” The smithy said. He dipped the red hot horse shoe into a
bucket of water, waited for the awful hissing and spitting to stop and turned
to String and looked him up and down, smiled a little smirk and put his tools
on the big wooden table.
“You want to win the
heart of that new girl in town, what’s her name, Esther. I’ve been watching you follow her around the
square like a skinny love sick puppy. I’ve
seen her look lovingly at you also. If you want to change in order to win her,
you may be closer than you think.” He
stood back and watched String’s face waiting for an answer. String was at a loss. He didn’t think he was close to winning
Esther’s heart. The smithy was wrong
about that; Esther was above loving anyone as skinny as he. String was sure of it, but he also knew he
wanted her more than he’d wanted anyone in his whole life and if he didn’t win
her, he’d be miserable forever; he knew it, way down inside, he knew it.
“I just need your
magic to make me strong and handsome.”
He was twisting his coat tail into a strange knot and was surprised when
the smithy slapped his hand and caused him to let go of his coat tail.
“You’re not going to
win her heart with a wrinkled coat, son.”
He sat on a large saddle draped over a box and addressed the love sick
String.
“I can and will… help
you, not because I think you are worthy of this young lady’s affections, but
because I feel sorry for you. I too was
once a bag of bones, all knees and big feet.
I know how it feels to want to be like everyone else.”
“But you aren’t like
everyone else, you are better… bigger, stronger and you know magic.” String hoped he wasn’t too gushy with his
compliments; men like the smithy didn’t like groveling. “I will do anything you say. I am ready to conquer a dragon if need
be. I want to be handsome.”
The big smithy
laughed and rubbed his chin. He stood
and took String’s shoulders and turned him around, feeling his boney arms under
his sagging coat and putting his big hands around the boney thighs of the young
man.
“Open your shirt and
show me if there is a chest under there, boy?”
String opened his shirt.
“Well, by George, you
have a carpet of hair across the bones you call a chest. Good, very good. There is a man here we just have to bring him
out into the open.” The smithy thumped
String’s chest and laughed good naturedly.
“We will start today,
this very moment. What have you eaten
today?”
Here it comes, thought
String. More ridicule. String told the big man about his beef jerky
breakfast.
“Fine, fine. That is a good start. Now, you will go home, eat a dozen eggs, a ham
steak and a boiled potato and come back to me.”
“Oh, but you don’t
understand, I don’t eat. I hate food and
I will be sick.”
“Fine, then go away
and don’t waste my time. I’m busy,
please leave and don’t bother me again with your silliness.” The smithy turned back to his work.
“No, I’ll do as you
say. My ma will be gladder than
glad. I’ll return after I’ve eaten the
mess, I mean meal.”
“Bring your ma back
for proof. I will not have my time
wasted.” He turned back to his work and
String half walked half ran out of his barn.
The
rest of the spring and summer, the smithy worked his magic with String. The young man was told to swim across the
lake and back twice a day, he was to climb the mountain with a heavy pack, up
and over and back once a week, he was given a small anvil and was told to lift
it over his head ten times a day and the magic went on and on. Each new magic spell, String would balk and
the smithy would threaten to stop his magic, but in the end, String knew he had
come this far and breaking the magic spell at this point would be a bad thing. As the summer progressed, String’s mother’s
larder was running low on food, and many of the town girls were happy to bake
for the young man growing out of his clothes.
They began to bring good food daily for an opportunity to just gaze and
swoon over the new muscles and spreading chest, of this old friend who’d been
so much fun, but he didn’t notice them and they went away with hurt feelings
and felt ignored. By fall, he was almost
as big as the smithy and was apprenticing in his blacksmith shop. His life had changed for the better due to the
smithy’s magic and he was almost ready to approach the love of his life.
He
was now courted openly by the young women of the town including the beautiful
Esther, but he turned all offers of walks and dinners away as he was not yet
handsome enough. He was having the
tailor make him a new suit of clothes and then he would make his move on his
love. But as each week passed, he wanted
to gain a few more pounds, add a few more muscles while he still had the magic.
He was a young man on the verge of happiness.
Soon, he would be a perfect man and good enough to approach Esther and
win her heart. Not yet, but soon, very
soon.
Albert
rode into town on an old brown mule and tied him to the hitching pole of the
post office. He was short and fat and
his bald head shown like glass when he took off his hat. Esther saw him from across the street and ran
to him, hugging him around his jovial belly, burying his head in her bosom, and
crying with joy. It wasn’t long before
the whole town knew about the strange suitor who’d come from far away to ask Esther
for her hand in marriage. The couple was
honored and celebrated all over the area. Women wept at the happiness of the
young couple, while men scowled with disappointment at the loss of the beautiful
Esther.
Albert
and Esther were married and moved away by the time String returned from a long
trek over the mountain carrying his large heavy pack on his broad muscular
shoulders.
“Your
magic was supposed to win me my love.”
He wailed at the blacksmith in total misery.
“No,
my magic helped you build a perfect body.
That is what you wanted and that is what my magic gave you.” The smithy turned back to his work.
The
End
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